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RaZeaL [PCD]
10 Sep : 08:41
Morning peeps... 
Morgue[FLB]
10 Sep : 08:05
Hey Dade! 
RaZeaL [PCD]
09 Sep : 16:29
Sad indeed... I don't have allot of time on my hands and been out of the PC scene... I'm trying to make a comeback. Lets see if we can turn this around!
Enigma_2k4
09 Sep : 16:00
Yeah, the site has gone quiet. No new threads, and the news posts I (and others) have been posting aren;t bing updated as news so why would anyone return?
RaZeaL [PCD]
09 Sep : 12:47
Hahahaha... Hey Christo 
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   Joined: Fri Feb 03 2006, 04:29PM Posts: 5285 | If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their famous sketch "Who's On First?" might have sounded something like this: Costello calls Abbott to buy a computer from Abbott's store: ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows? ABBOTT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.. ABBOTT: Software for Windows? COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals and track expenses. What do you have? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? ABBOTT: I just did. COSTELLO: You just did what? ABBOTT: Recommend something. COSTELLO: You recommended something? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: For my office? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows. COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? ABBOTT: Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: Word in Office. COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".. COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers! What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge. COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? ABBOTT: One copy. COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT! A few days later... ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off? ABBOTT: Click on "START."   http://siversmith.mybrute.com | ||
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  Joined: Wed Aug 22 2007, 06:35PM Posts: 1359 | LOL, that was actually worth the read, overlooked it the other day. I wonder what happened to my sig =/ | ||
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 Joined: Tue May 15 2007, 11:36AM Posts: 4392 | Damn I love situations like that. It's like the one movie - Top secret (1985). We tell our friends: "We're gonna watch a movie at my place tonight." They reply: "What movie?" The obvious answer: "Top secret" etc. I'm not suffering from insanity, I'M ENJOYING IT!!! If brute force doesn't work, you aren't using enough of it    | ||
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